December

December: Bakistanis look upon the achievements of their army in this month, this was the month during which 93000 Bakistanis marched, head held up high right across India to reach Rawalpindi to declare victory

November

November14: Childrens Day in Yindoostan
Are Baki Children to be left behind? Judging by this picture, Bakistan's future is as golden as the flame at Al Marriot Blast

October

The sweet taste of victory over vice and Kufr makes Bakis outdo each other in filling up hawalaat

September

September: Bakistanis begin earnestly celebrating victory of virtue over vice by starting a series of vacuum explosions and spontaneous vapourisation programmes, this is a never ending cylce that will continue until Khilafat and beyond

August

August: The month Pious sistahs join the campaingn for prevention of virtue and propogation of Vice

July

July: Bakistani mards back from Jee Hard come into full form, indiscriminate laathi maalishing and visa stamping

June

June: The Quintessential Bakistani Mard strikes back, slowly but surely as rains arrive, the Canadian Embassy is going to be busy

May

May: The month during which Bakistani wimmen contunue to push the line, could it be that the Bakistani men would be returning soon from Jee Hard

April

April: Drawing strength from High society Bakistani Ladies, commom wimmenfolk aspire to reach new heights

March

March, the month during which Bakistani Motorhams are at their rebellious best, whether disregarding the HoKo or oogling at Brophet Moosarauf

February

February, the month of China Bakistan Partnership under the Sunni and Han International Treaty ( SHIT)

January

January : The first month of the year for the Kufr, we in Bakistan celebrate it by mass demonstrations against the Gormand,Satan and Yindoos, the Lawyers use this month to brush up their flying skills and the bolis use it as Danda practice